Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2015 · Through week 12 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 12 of 2015. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 62.5Hottest: Boner Bandits128 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Team Sports71 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 2 from No. 4Biggest fall: Gronkey Punch TimeDown 3 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Gronkey Punch TimeNo. 6 in power, 103.33 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Gronkey Punch Time7-5 but No. 6 in powerMost underrated by record: Alan Autry Bubbas6-6 but No. 3 in power
1––LANCBoner BanditsLance Black9-31538.5 PFAP .648LWWWLRec9-3PF1538.5PA1335.0All-play.648LWWWLRating62.5▼▼

Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
128.2 ppg+1.19
Recent form28%
128.0 ppg+1.02
All-play22%
.648+0.92
Elo17%
1565+0.96
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.