Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 9 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 9 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Flaccid, JohnsonPower rating 62.6Hottest: Flaccid, Johnson154 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Nguyening Time88.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Flaccid, JohnsonUp 2 from No. 3Biggest fall: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickDown 2 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: BISCUIT WHEELSNo. 6 in power, 108 ppg latelyMost underrated by record: Flaccid, Johnson5-4 but No. 1 in power
1▲2▲2PROCFlaccid, JohnsonJeffrey Proctor5-41191.0 PFAP .642WLLWWRec5-4PF1191.0PA1072.0All-play.642WLLWWRating62.6▼▼

Ranked 3 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Season scoring is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.3 ppg+1.22
Recent form28%
154.0 ppg+1.05
All-play22%
.642+0.99
Elo17%
1542+0.82
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.