Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 8 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 8 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 63.5Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click146.17 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Boner Bandits88.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Beast Mode CowboyUp 3 from No. 10Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 2 from No. 7Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 7 in power, 126.33 ppg lately
1––WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson6-21048.5 PFAP .681WWWWLRec6-2PF1048.5PA857.0All-play.681WWWWLRating63.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
131.1 ppg+1.09
Recent form28%
146.2 ppg+0.97
All-play22%
.681+1.15
Elo17%
1567+1.40
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.