Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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2014 · Through week 7 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 7 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 67.6Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click152.67 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Boner Bandits91.83 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: BISCUIT WHEELSUp 2 from No. 8Biggest fall: Nguyening TimeDown 2 from No. 2Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 8 in power, 113 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy4-3 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Flaccid, Johnson3-4 but No. 3 in power
1––WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson6-1919.5 PFAP .698WWWWWRec6-1PF919.5PA677.5All-play.698WWWWWRating67.6▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
131.4 ppg+1.31
Recent form28%
152.7 ppg+1.50
All-play22%
.698+1.24
Elo17%
1600+2.02
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.