Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
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Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 6 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 6 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickPower rating 61.5Hottest: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click136.5 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy85.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Nguyening TimeUp 3 from No. 5Biggest fall: Boner BanditsDown 4 from No. 3Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 128.67 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Beast Mode Cowboy3-3 but No. 10 in powerMost underrated by record: Nguyening Time3-3 but No. 2 in power
1▲1▲1WILSPimp Trick Gangsta ClickMourice Wilson5-1752.5 PFAP .648LWWWWRec5-1PF752.5PA589.5All-play.648LWWWWRating61.5▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
125.4 ppg+0.82
Recent form28%
136.5 ppg+0.80
All-play22%
.648+0.79
Elo17%
1576+1.74
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.