Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 5 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 5 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Flaccid, JohnsonPower rating 58.8Hottest: Alan Autry Bubbas137.83 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy75.17 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Team SportsUp 3 from No. 9Biggest fall: The Hakuna MatataDown 3 from No. 6Most dangerous low seed: Team SportsNo. 6 in power, 124.17 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: In2 DEEP3-2 but No. 7 in power
1▲1▲1PROCFlaccid, JohnsonJeffrey Proctor3-2637.0 PFAP .600WLWLWRec3-2PF637.0PA527.5All-play.600WLWLWRating58.8▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
127.4 ppg+0.80
Recent form28%
133.0 ppg+0.61
All-play22%
.600+0.53
Elo17%
1538+1.04
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.