Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 4 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 4 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 60.4Hottest: Boner Bandits131 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Beast Mode Cowboy77.67 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Alan Autry BubbasUp 2 from No. 7Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 2 from No. 8Most dangerous low seed: The Hakuna MatataNo. 6 in power, 123 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: Pimp Trick Gangsta Click3-1 but No. 4 in powerMost underrated by record: The Hakuna Matata1-3 but No. 6 in power
1––LANCBoner BanditsLance Black3-1522.5 PFAP .639WWWLRec3-1PF522.5PA452.5All-play.639WWWLRating60.4▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
130.6 ppg+0.96
Recent form28%
131.0 ppg+0.65
All-play22%
.639+0.61
Elo17%
1533+1.39
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.