Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 2 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 2 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Boner BanditsPower rating 57.4Hottest: Boner Bandits127.75 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Alan Autry Bubbas88 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Nguyening TimeUp 4 from No. 6Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 4 from No. 1Most dangerous low seed: Pimp Trick Gangsta ClickNo. 6 in power, 118.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: BISCUIT WHEELS2-0 but No. 7 in powerMost underrated by record: Nguyening Time1-1 but No. 2 in power
1▲2▲2LANCBoner BanditsLance Black2-0255.5 PFAP .722WWRec2-0PF255.5PA224.0All-play.722WWRating57.4▼▼

Elo rating is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
127.8 ppg+0.51
Recent form28%
127.8 ppg+0.51
All-play22%
.722+0.47
Elo17%
1531+1.20
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.