Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
2014 · Through week 10 · Historical

Power Rankings

Rankings reconstructed with only the results available after week 10 of 2014. Nothing from later weeks leaks in.

Best team: Flaccid, JohnsonPower rating 64.6Hottest: Flaccid, Johnson156 ppg over the last three weeksColdest: Nguyening Time102.33 ppg over the last three weeksMost improved: Nguyening TimeUp 2 from No. 7Biggest fall: Beast Mode CowboyDown 2 from No. 5Most dangerous low seed: Beast Mode CowboyNo. 7 in power, 121.5 ppg latelyMost overrated by record: BISCUIT WHEELS5-5 but No. 8 in powerMost underrated by record: Flaccid, Johnson6-4 but No. 1 in power
1––PROCFlaccid, JohnsonJeffrey Proctor6-41325.5 PFAP .661LLWWWRec6-4PF1325.5PA1202.5All-play.661LLWWWRating64.6▼▼

Ranked 2 spots above the standings: the results lag the performance. Recent form (last 3) is the strongest input.

Season scoring33%
132.6 ppg+1.28
Recent form28%
156.0 ppg+1.36
All-play22%
.661+1.14
Elo17%
1550+0.96
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MethodEach component is converted to a z-score across the ten teams, then blended: season scoring 30%, recent form (last three weeks) 25%, all-play record 20%, Elo 15%, next-week ESPN projection 10%. Scoring-based components are shrunk toward average early in the season (×week/(week+3)). When a component is unavailable (projections only exist for the upcoming week of the current season) the remaining weights are renormalized, never filled in. Rating = 50 + 12 × composite. Elo carries across seasons with one-third regression to the mean. Rankings for past weeks use only games played through that week.