Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Noah 2–1

Taylor Bolton leads 13 of 16 categories

TBTaylor BoltonTeam Sports
0Championships2
0Championship games2
0 of 2Playoff trips4 of 12
0-0Playoff record4-2
9-18Regular-season record.333 · .43874-95
109.8Points per game110.4
−0.33Scoring vs league (σ)−0.19
.372All-play pct.444
−1.1Luckwins vs expected−1.1
8.5Average finish6.8
0Last-place finishes2
0.0Legacy score30.6
-9.0Performance score-4.1
.826Lineup efficiency2018+.845
−1.8Draft value per pick2018+−10.6
0Trades made2018+4
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonNoah AnsleyTaylor Bolton
2.166.510.841416182022242620: 521: 414: 515: 516: 1017: 418: 619: 720: 521: 822: 1023: 424: 325: 426: 3
Points vs league averageNoah AnsleyTaylor Bolton
0.760.991.221.001416182022242620: 0.9221: 0.9414: 0.9315: 0.8016: 1.1817: 0.9218: 1.0019: 0.9920: 0.9321: 1.0222: 1.0123: 0.9224: 0.8825: 0.9026: 0.98
Elo at season's endNoah AnsleyTaylor Bolton
13211494166615001416182022242620: 145521: 143914: 147815: 143516: 163117: 146718: 146619: 149320: 150921: 149522: 163323: 147124: 135725: 135426: 1406

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.