Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Mourice 3–6 (0–1 playoffs)

Will Salzer leads 8 of 16 categories

WSWill SalzerBooger Wolf
2Championships0
2Championship games2
8 of 12Playoff trips4 of 6
6-6Playoff record3-4
89-80Regular-season record.527 · .60455-36
115.6Points per game119.8
+0.02Scoring vs league (σ)+0.17
.511All-play pct.578
+2.7Luckwins vs expected+2.4
5.6Average finish4.3
1Last-place finishes0
35.7Legacy score25.6
0.7Performance score5.4
.848Lineup efficiency2018+.853
+0.7Draft value per pick2018+−10.4
4Trades made2018+1
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonMourice WilsonWill Salzer
0.91999999999999996.512.081416182022242614: 615: 916: 217: 818: 819: 520: 621: 722: 823: 824: 1025: 626: 620: 1121: 622: 1023: 924: 625: 926: 4
Points vs league averageMourice WilsonWill Salzer
0.780.991.201.001416182022242614: 1.0515: 1.0616: 0.8217: 0.9918: 0.9919: 0.9420: 0.9721: 0.9222: 1.0323: 1.0524: 1.1625: 0.9626: 1.1220: 1.0521: 0.9722: 1.1523: 1.0524: 0.9325: 0.9826: 1.15
Elo at season's endMourice WilsonWill Salzer
13691525168115001416182022242614: 147715: 160216: 139917: 152518: 153619: 145520: 144421: 143622: 149123: 152324: 165125: 148026: 157820: 162621: 149422: 155223: 156324: 150725: 154926: 1568

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.