Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Jeffrey 6–8 (0–1 playoffs)

Will Salzer leads 11 of 16 categories

JPJeffrey ProctorJohnson, Flaccid
WSWill SalzerBooger Wolf
1Championships0
1Championship games2
8 of 12Playoff trips4 of 6
4-7Playoff record3-4
83-86Regular-season record.491 · .60455-36
115.2Points per game119.8
−0.00Scoring vs league (σ)+0.17
.492All-play pct.578
−0.2Luckwins vs expected+2.4
5.8Average finish4.3
2Last-place finishes0
27.4Legacy score25.6
-0.5Performance score5.4
.833Lineup efficiency2018+.853
−6.4Draft value per pick2018+−10.4
6Trades made2018+1
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonJeffrey ProctorWill Salzer
0.91999999999999996.512.081416182022242614: 815: 616: 617: 918: 619: 420: 721: 822: 823: 524: 825: 626: 220: 1121: 622: 1023: 924: 625: 926: 4
Points vs league averageJeffrey ProctorWill Salzer
0.881.031.191.001416182022242614: 1.1615: 1.0516: 1.0317: 1.1418: 0.9319: 0.9720: 0.9421: 1.0122: 1.0423: 0.9824: 0.9125: 0.9126: 0.9220: 1.0521: 0.9722: 1.1523: 1.0524: 0.9325: 0.9826: 1.15
Elo at season's endJeffrey ProctorWill Salzer
13841518165215001416182022242614: 162215: 151916: 148417: 155118: 151819: 145420: 148421: 155722: 152123: 145924: 146025: 145326: 141020: 162621: 149422: 155223: 156324: 150725: 154926: 1568

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.