Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Jeffrey 13–5

Jeffrey Proctor leads 12 of 16 categories

JPJeffrey ProctorJohnson, Flaccid
NVNick Valluzzo6 Pack Big Macs
1Championships0
1Championship games1
8 of 12Playoff trips3 of 10
4-7Playoff record2-3
83-86Regular-season record.491 · .38054-88
115.2Points per game108.2
−0.00Scoring vs league (σ)−0.27
.492All-play pct.413
−0.2Luckwins vs expected−4.8
5.8Average finish6.9
2Last-place finishes2
27.4Legacy score13.3
-0.5Performance score-6.3
.833Lineup efficiency2018+.827
−6.4Draft value per pick2018+−4.2
6Trades made2018+3
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonJeffrey ProctorNick Valluzzo
1.046.00000000000000110.961416182022242614: 815: 616: 617: 918: 619: 420: 721: 822: 823: 524: 825: 626: 214: 315: 416: 517: 318: 219: 622: 523: 624: 1025: 726: 3
Points vs league averageJeffrey ProctorNick Valluzzo
0.670.951.231.001416182022242614: 1.1615: 1.0516: 1.0317: 1.1418: 0.9319: 0.9720: 0.9421: 1.0122: 1.0423: 0.9824: 0.9125: 0.9126: 0.9214: 0.9115: 0.9416: 0.9717: 0.9218: 0.7219: 0.9722: 0.9723: 0.9524: 1.1825: 0.9426: 0.85
Elo at season's endJeffrey ProctorNick Valluzzo
12641462166015001416182022242614: 162215: 151916: 148417: 155118: 151819: 145420: 148421: 155722: 152123: 145924: 146025: 145326: 141014: 139915: 136816: 144217: 138018: 130219: 143922: 143923: 147324: 153425: 148526: 1436

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.