Scores
Team Sports 119.7 – 6 Pack Big Macs 95.1· PROJAlan Autry Bubbas 137.6 – Bone Bandits 115.6· PROJJohnson, Flaccid 95.5 – Pimp Trick Gangsta Click 133.2· PROJBooger Wolf 129.1 – SHINGS CHINESE RESTAURANT 115.6· PROJLaces IN!! Laces IN!! 136.3 – Beast Mode Cowboy 114.6· PROJWeek 9 · 2026
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Penis
Head to head careers · Jeffrey 10–13 (2–2 playoffs)

Lance Black leads 12 of 16 categories

JPJeffrey ProctorJohnson, Flaccid
LBLance BlackBone Bandits
1Championships0
1Championship games3
8 of 12Playoff trips8 of 11
4-7Playoff record6-8
83-86Regular-season record.491 · .52381-74
115.2Points per game116.3
−0.00Scoring vs league (σ)+0.04
.492All-play pct.502
−0.2Luckwins vs expected+3.2
5.8Average finish4.7
2Last-place finishes0
27.4Legacy score31.5
-0.5Performance score0.3
.833Lineup efficiency2018+.822
−6.4Draft value per pick2018++7.7
6Trades made2018+0
Over time

Wins, points vs average, Elo

Wins per seasonJeffrey ProctorLance Black
1.046.00000000000000110.961416182022242614: 815: 616: 617: 918: 619: 420: 721: 822: 823: 524: 825: 626: 214: 415: 1016: 817: 818: 719: 920: 721: 822: 424: 725: 426: 5
Points vs league averageJeffrey ProctorLance Black
0.821.011.201.001416182022242614: 1.1615: 1.0516: 1.0317: 1.1418: 0.9319: 0.9720: 0.9421: 1.0122: 1.0423: 0.9824: 0.9125: 0.9126: 0.9214: 0.9515: 1.1316: 1.0217: 1.0518: 1.0619: 1.0820: 0.9021: 1.0422: 0.8524: 1.0225: 0.9626: 1.06
Elo at season's endJeffrey ProctorLance Black
13531502165115001416182022242614: 162215: 151916: 148417: 155118: 151819: 145420: 148421: 155722: 152123: 145924: 146025: 145326: 141014: 145015: 157516: 156817: 153718: 157819: 157220: 150521: 152322: 144224: 151525: 138226: 1482

MethodScoring vs league and all-play are schedule-independent. Luck is wins minus all-play expected wins. Lineup efficiency, draft value and trades are only measurable from 2018, when ESPN began exposing rosters and transactions. The current season (2026) is included through the latest completed week.